So we've all seen the articles about how gross women really are when no ones looking
But, newsflash, men are gross at times* too
*All the time
Coming from your fellow men, just admit it
- Peeing in the shower
- Peeing in the sink if the shower's too far away.
- Cutting their fingernails and leaving the clippings lying around.
- Turning dirty boxers inside out to wear them again another day.
- Sniffing underwear lying on the ground to tell if it's acceptable to wear it again.
- Wearing it anyway even if it isn't good.
- Shaving and not taking the time to wash away the whiskers that fell into the sink.
- Scratching their beards and watching the dandruff fall out.
- Taking their wieners out of their underwear before even getting to the urinal.
- And leaving the bathroom before even completely closing their zippers.
- Farting, then taking the time to appreciate the fragrance they've just made.
- Farting loudly when no one's on the street with them.
- Farting in an elevator and praying that no one gets in.
- Having a cold and wiping snot on the sleeve of their shirt.
- Being too lazy to take a shower and slathering on deodorant instead.
- Sniffing their armpits to tell if it's time to take a shower.
- Shoving their hand into their underwear and taking the time to scratch their balls really well.
- Smelling it afterward, just out of curiosity.
- Not washing their hands.
- Picking their nose, then spending a good five minutes analyzing the color and texture of their day's work.
- Then eating their day's work.
- On really hot days, shaking their leg vigorously to unstick their balls from their thigh.
- Peeing in a bottle because the toilets are too far away.
- Forgetting to throw the bottle away.
- Blowing their nose in the shower.
- Not washing their hands after going to the bathroom, claiming that they "didn't touch anything."
- Peeing standing farther back from the toilet than usual, just to work on their marksmanship.
- "Forgetting" to lift the toilet seat.
- Watching their balls move by themselves. LOL
- Performing a sort of massaging motion on their testicles because they really itch badly and it's the only way to scratch the itch without hurting themselves.
- Masturbating, then wiping up with the first thing they can reach.
- Like a sock.
- Masturbating, and just waiting for it to dry.
- Furiously scratching their pubes then leaving pubic hairs lying around.
- Loafing around watching TV with one hand in their underwear.
- Touching their junk in a nonsexual way.
- Wearing jeans for more than a month without washing them.
- Eating something that fell on the ground because it was only on the ground for five seconds, and five seconds is, like, nothing.
- Going to the bathroom and letting the last drop of pee fall into their underwear. Of course.
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